Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Jaywalkers Arrested...



...on charges of being too complicated for my tiny mind to do while I'm watching TV and talking. Especially if "Deal or No Deal" should happen to be on and I would be trying to count while people are saying case numbers and dollar amounts and I'm having to stop now and then to shout "Take the deal!" at the TV. Also arrested as accessories were a set of #1 double-pointed metal needles. They were charged with inflicting discomfort on a set of hands. With the help of some #2 wooden dpn's, the culprits are being reformed. They have now turned over a new leaf and are being knitted peacefully as stockinettes with ribbed cuffs.

4 comments:

Bonny said...

Your post made me smile - thanks! I hope nobody was seriously hurt during the ruckus!

Prairie Daisy Handspun said...

Nope, they practically turned themselves in! :)

Morrgan said...

Haha, it's great to see such wrongdoers get their dues. ;)

Prairie Daisy Handspun said...

:)

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